April 2011
fuckyeahrandomstupidity:
zooweeinna:
...
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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
smashleeeatszebras:
and you’re just like “I don’t know I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come running towards me.”
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Some people need to understand that I don't like...
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When your mom comes in your room and points to something on the floor and says,
“Now, is that where that belongs?”
Bitch, that’s EXACTLY where it belongs.
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When i see a fight at school
obnoxioustruth:
expectation
reality
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Watch
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First Person Who Tries to pull an April Fool's...
obnoxioustruth:
March 2011
When you’re asked if you find someone attractive.
obnoxioustruth:
If mom asks:
Friend asks:
Reblog if you're using Google Chrome.
obnoxioustruth:
ALL THE MOTHAFLIPPING WAY!
That awkward moment when you yawn really wide and...
footyblog:
Everyone is like “OMG YOU’RE CRYING”
And you’re just like
VERY TRUE! hahahaha xDDD lawl
actually always
that moment when your best friend's being a bitch...
sunkissedalcoholic:
at first you’re like
but you’re used to it so you just shake it off like
but inside you’re like
i thought we were best friends.
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
youreinsiouxcountry:
aequitas—:
And Hitler was like:
And Gobbels was like:
And Rommel was like:
And Stalin was like:
And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want”
And FDR was like:
And Mussolini was like:
Even fucking Hirohito was like:
WHY ARE MY HISTORY LESSONS NOT LIKE THIS?!
This is seriously the single best thing I have ever seen on my dash
keep-your-vagina-on:
one dai boi n gurl were in luv<33
dey were walkin down da rode
~boi ses: gurl i luv u<33
~gurl ses: i luv u 2 boi<33
~boi ses: i wood die 4 u lol
OUT UV NOWHERE a car cums
GURL pushes boi in fr0nt uv teh car
she runs 2 his b0dy
~boi ses: wot teh fuq gurl
gurl ses: u sai u dye 4 mi so i c if u b srs lol
boi: tat bitch
boi dies
reblog if u crey or if dis...
When I see "explain" on a test...
kristinakramer:
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Best Instagram Quote Rebuttals
fuckyeahlaughters:
rocknrollercoaster:
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