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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
smashleeeatszebras: and you’re just like “I don’t know I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come running towards me.”
Some people need to understand that I don't like...
When your mom comes in your room and points to something on the floor and says, “Now, is that where that belongs?” Bitch, that’s EXACTLY where it belongs.
When i see a fight at school
obnoxioustruth: expectation reality
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When you’re asked if you find someone attractive.
obnoxioustruth: If mom asks: Friend asks:
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obnoxioustruth: ALL THE MOTHAFLIPPING WAY!
That awkward moment when you yawn really wide and...
footyblog: Everyone is like “OMG YOU’RE CRYING” And you’re just like VERY TRUE! hahahaha xDDD lawl actually always
that moment when your best friend's being a bitch...
sunkissedalcoholic: at first you’re like but you’re used to it so you just shake it off like but inside you’re like i thought we were best friends.
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
youreinsiouxcountry: aequitas—: And Hitler was like: And Gobbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like: WHY ARE MY HISTORY LESSONS NOT LIKE THIS?! This is seriously the single best thing I have ever seen on my dash
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When I see "explain" on a test...
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