March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
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jetstarramblings replied to your post: So here’s a funny thing that happened
ah I remember the national latin exams, are you in JCL?
I’m not! But we went to the GJCL convention every year for forever. We’re not going this year though (lacrimens). I think because we started earning a really terrible reputation there, because we were really competitive, but like not even in a...
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albinoblackbird replied to your post: am I worried about getting that math test back…
I’m sure you aced it MENSA member.
HA, hardly! If my ACT math score and my real life math grade reflect each other, then yeah I should definitely be worried.
At any rate I still don’t know, he hadn’t finished grading them yet.
But I appreciate your faith in me.
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Watch
SNL - Super Showcase, AKA that time when breaking ruled all.
February 2012
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am I worried about getting that math test back next period?
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crentist:
happy sweet sixteen, jerry gergich!
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stormaggeddondarklordofall replied to your post: So here’s a funny thing that happened
Sweet!
I know! She was like “I’m so sorry you guys, I’m so sorry!”
We were like, no really. it’s completely okay.
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
“Sadly the propaganda campaign launched in the 1960s has taken root. The radical...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, writing in his 2005 book It Takes A Family, essentially saying that women have no role in the workplace.
They’re just good for heterosexual sex, making babies and cleaning up the house, right, Rick?
Amazingly, about half of half of the country is...
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africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
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So here's a funny thing that happened
I got to school at 7:20 this morning to take the National Latin Exam but I guess someone screwed up and the Latin IV Prose exams weren’t there
so they were like “you guys can go”
my teacher felt really bad but like honestly I’m pretty sure I will never be this lucky ever again in my whole life.
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stormaggeddondarklordofall replied to your post: I accidentally stepped on my dog’s foot this…
Aww totally understandable.
good thing I wasn’t though, can you imagine signing in at the office?
“uh hi yeah I was late because I stepped on my dog’s foot this morning”
I accidentally stepped on my dog’s foot this morning and was basically almost late because I had to sit down and pet her to apologize
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two-stride:
to ride with more heart: live-love-jump: insanityinthemiddle: bitch-holdmyreins: On the days…
i-ride-for-the-blue:
live-love-jump:
insanityinthemiddle:
bitch-holdmyreins:
On the days that I don’t ride I sit at home and think about all my goals that I’ll never accomplish because I don’t have enough money.
I think about everything I want to do and everything I know I’m...
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“Follow your fear. If something scares you a little bit, it may mean you should...”
– Tina Fey (via helenaoftroy)
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